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*holds your hand until my hand gets sweaty than wipes it on my shirt and holds your hand again*

I hate when people cry in front of me like should I pat their head, should I grab their ass I don’t fucking know

evellios:
lilytrann:
chroniclesofness:
shawna-marie:
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
I would not mind helping, at all.
Oh we doing this for sure.
his testosterone rises up to about 97.9%
oh so that’s what we’re calling it now
Someone come help me out

illkim:

I send my hottest nudes via ViewMaster

deodrant:

do you ever make like this really dumb face at your friend across the room and then turn ur head and see someone staring right at u

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:
androgynous-image:
Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)
Watch the commercial here
Finally androgyns are taken seriously.
WORK IT BABY.
son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.

rancidinsomnia:

awisemanknowshimtobeafool:
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HERE COLOUR
#FFF8E7
THIS IS COSMIC LATTE
YEA. THAT’S RIGHT.
THE COLOUR OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
NASA LITERALLY TOOK THE TIME TO CALCULATE THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND THIS IS IT
THIS ONE, #9CFFCE
THAT’S COSMIC TURQUOISE
THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
THEY WERE HELLA WRONG
SAY HELLO TO COSMIC LATTE
AKA: THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
okay so I googled this just to see and not only is it legit, but they had a poll to name the color and
PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER

the-irish-ones-cream:

You know every word to this song
I know you do

The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation
The only thing that clothes determine is whether or not you are naked.

collegehumor:

Warning: This Picture Of a Ship May Destroy Your Brain
A bit too close for comfort.

vampirelayer:

inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
inbox:
knock knock
whos there
may I come in?
may I come in who?
may i come in you
Omg

newpope:

that girl you just called fat? well that isn’t her name

tyleroakley:

lalalovedisney:
What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about f i n d i n g DORY?

towritelesbiansonherarms: movie magic

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