stardusted: orangepenguino: [x] SNORGLE the second to last...
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ganderz: l0sth0pe: calliopen: popunkprincess: MY BRAIN...
MY BRAIN LITERALLY JUST EXPLODED WTF WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS
up next on things that make me mad
fuck you
What the actual fuck
When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
When you go to someone else’s house and they’re like “Sorry for the mess”
poopflow: poopflow: i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought...
anfagistan: art
fancy-pancakes: todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL...
todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL ALMOST OGRE?!” AND I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF OMFG
its-lancey-pants: meulinleijon: rabidgaynazirobotdinosaur: I...

I do not understand how to clarinet
thats actually exactly how youre supposed to do it
Wtf?!
weasleywheezy: littleanonymouse: zillybooradley: moldykins: S...

SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL
3RD WHEEL
*clears throat*
Did you mean third whale
esexist: my sexual orientation is straight up gangster
my sexual orientation is straight
up gangster
highonmis3ry: My school’s opinions on condoms. well……
i don’t wanna be a porn star i wanna be a porn galaxy
i don’t wanna be a porn star i wanna be a porn galaxy
what she says: im fine
what she means: reblog my selfie
fukkkres: dick too big too be dis skressed OH SHIT. I...
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cuddleswithhiddles: cumberbatchkisses: vvildrice: Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the...
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Neil A.
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
iheartmyart: rubber barber - create hairstyles for each...
broaaadbean: who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
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