

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
Sometimes i just stop and think.. WOW i’m almost like a religion. I have people following me. Real people.
Fun fact: If you create a religion and at least 10 people follow it, it’s classified as an actual religion
HOLY SHIT
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.
I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.
can you see how happy this little cutie is oh my gosh a;lsdfj
Aww yup my baby I don’t like how. The original caption was taken off but this one will do :) my baby is very happy,her name is daiizy
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)